A LUMBERJACK'S WOE: SPICE RACK REHAB

This here problem is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be tidy, like a website fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and shattered bottles. I can't even locate the cardamom when I need it for my famous chili. This ain't just a kitchen situation, this is an existential dilemma. I got